I’m kind of a big deal

I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Well I guess it all started when I was a small child. I got annoyed about some stupid toy I was playing with and I remember thinking “wow, you’re ridiculously opinionated, maybe you could do that for a career”; be professionally opinionated.

A lover of books, films and film criticism who has long dreamed of being paid to force my opinion on unsuspecting members of the public. Unfortunately, due to a lack of foresight and forgetting to gain the required experience I find myself with very little hope of achieving this. Thankfully there is a place for those of us full of regret and unfulfilled desires. Yes, I’m fully aware that the internet really doesn’t really need another amateur film/book critic but it really is the best place for this sort of thing.

Can’t promise that I’ll be up-to-date with the films I discuss. Sadly, thanks to my awful temporary job and the search for a less awful permanent job, I find that I have less time for watching films than I would like. I will attempt to do my best though.