Confession of an English blogger

It's finally happened: I've succumbed to ennui. Work has been especially shitty at the moment thanks to various staffing issues and I've been under an increased amount of pressure. It means when I'm not there the only thing I want to do is lie in bed doing fuck all. Even reading is hard these days.... Continue Reading →

Trainwreck (2015)

I can't decide whether or not I like Amy Schumer. I know she's big fucking news at the moment and is supposedly changing the face of female comedy with every public appearance. I just don't think I can be bothered. Women making jokes about sex, drugs and the fucking awful aspects of being a woman... Continue Reading →

TBT – Mamma Mia! (2008)

I went to university in Lancaster with the Lake District basically on my doorstep. I love the Lakes and, as a steadfast Romanticist, should have spent every weekend exploring the part of the world beloved by William Wordsworth. As it happens, I only went there once because I was too fucking lazy and probably drunk.... Continue Reading →

TBT – Mr Mom (1983)

Unfortunately, I've managed to contract the plague this week and have spent much of my day off feeling like shit and wallowing in self pity. Unable to focus on anything greater than trawling through Netflix looking for TBT ideas, I stumbled across some classic 1980s Michael Keaton. It should be well documented by now that... Continue Reading →

TBT – What Maisie Knew (2013)

Recently one of my closest work friends left the business and I was put in charge of his leaving collection. This is mostly down to the fact that I'm fucking awesome at buying people presents. I'd love to be modest here but it's the cold hard truth that I always find the perfect gift for... Continue Reading →

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